A Saturday To Die For. No, Really.

I have the attention span of a gnat and the energy of a sloth today. It’s quite a paradox actually. (Btw, I never realized how cute sloths are just being lazy. Trust me, this is not the case for me.)

However, I’m trying to be the master of my world (or current mood) in 2012, ya know, until Dec 21st when it all ends. (Thank you Mayans!) So, in an effort to motivate myself earlier, I got fully dressed and went for a Starbucks and a drive through town with my eyes peeled for trouble. There was none to be had. And even with the Starbucks, I still lacked the energy to stir up some of my own. I was back home in 1/2 an hour where I got right back into my PJ’s and “my spot”.

Now I lay here cruising the internet (biggest time suck hole EVER), craving crab legs (which cannot be had in Boerne), listening to the Liam’s slay bad guys (they – the bad guys – just won’t die! must be his version of a zombie apocalypse. or maybe he’s directing a daytime soap where the characters live forever and can return even after decapitation. again, I can’t focus enough to figure it out), and wishing I could watch the new movie We Bought A Zoo (they seem like my kind of people/story. then there’s Matt Damon. no explanation needed) without going to the nearest theatre (20 minutes away, requires I re-dress. not happening). You catch all that? Me either.

So, now I’m hanging with my girls who came in here with pillows, bean bags and a plan to rent Flipped, a movie On Demand (no clothes/errand run required. SCORE!)

Meanwhile, I can’t quit wondering to myself when my traumatized toe nail will finally fall completely off (I’ll spare you the picture. You. Are. Welcome.), if I should cut my hair (if so, how much?) and what’s for dinner (damn, I really want crab legs!). And I’m hoping this movie doesn’t suck. Oh! AND for peace in the Middle East. Definitely hoping for that of course. (Please. I’m not completely shallow and self absorbed)

Um…yeah…. I’m NOW thinking a glass of wine is definitely in order here. Cheers!

(…I wonder if a sloth would make a good pet? Gosh he’s cute! But those nails, a little intimidating…. speaking of nails, what is with my toe?!?…. Hey, I’ve got it! If we lived on an ocean I could just go catch crabs and cook them puppies up. Yep, we should definitely consider living near an ocean…but then again….wait, was that a gnat that just flew into my wine?)
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4 comments to A Saturday To Die For. No, Really.

  1. Dana says:

    Now I want crab legs dang it!

  2. Nicole says:

    hilarious! and the sad thing….i totally followed it all. great minds think alike. ;)

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